Little animals have needs, people.

A dog wakes up in the middle of the night for a glass of water. She watches some television because she cannot fall back asleep. She abandons bed for the living room sofa and dreams through laugh tracks and infomercials for products she can never use. In her youth, she was in love. Now she waits for the end, whenever that will come, whatever that will be.

1 day ago on 01/27/12 at 11:07pm

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dvdp:

Astronomical is a scale model of our solar system in twelve 500 page volumes printed-on-demand. On page 1 the Sun, on page 6,000 Pluto. The width of each page equals one million kilometres. - by Mishka Henner

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O Lord

Please don’t make me clean up anymore cat pee on this your holy day. Clog their bladders, that they may not spray. Eviscerate her ovaries, that she may not make moans of the seven headed beast that is the antichrist. Compel Noah feel compassion to wipe away the scourge in different spots aroundeth mine abode.

Amen.

1 week ago on 01/22/12 at 02:02pm

A looming obstacle between me and finally feeling like a proper adult is the thorn in the side of my band dreams. Is this how people become Mark Wahlberg circa 1991 circa 1989 circa 2001? My life…

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thenakedbrowneye:

Mountainscape of the Rongme Ngatra ri looking on his glacier (Cho La Ri), Tibet (by reurinkjan)

Calvin Trillin does Romney for the New Yorker; very funny ›

1 week ago on 01/18/12 at 09:16pm

SOPA is a big bowl and it’s filled with not so nice cream.

1 week ago on 01/18/12 at 12:16am

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